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By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

California is like an artificial limb the rest of the country doesn't really need. You can quote me on that.
Author: Saul Bellow

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.
Author: Ogden Nash

There were these three little old ladies sitting on a park bench minding their own business when suddenly a flasher jumped in front of them and exposed himself...the first old lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a stroke...but sadly the third old lady couldn't reach!!!
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This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that maybe she had an STD. The old lady replied "that's impossible because I am a virgin". To solve the problem the old lady went to the doctor for check up. After the exam the doctor said: " I have good news and bad news, the good news is that you are clean of all STD'S. The bad news is that you have fruit flies because your cherry is rotten"
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A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes