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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Author: Frank Zappa

In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry.
Author: Maxine Waters

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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