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Dan Quayle Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we
Author: Dan Quayle

Hadewijch of Antwerp May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is.
Author: Hadewijch of Antwerp

Jane O'Reilly Maybe the greatest challenge now is to find a way to keep independence while also committing ourselves to the ties that bind people, families, and ultimately societies together.
Author: Jane O'Reilly

John Kenneth Galbraith Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Thomas Szasz Men are afraid to rock the boat in which they hope to drift safely through life's currents, when, actually, the boat is stuck on a sandbar. They would be better off to rock the boat and try to shake it loose.
Author: Thomas Szasz

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Book title jokes Out for the Count by Esau Stars
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Book title jokes Old English Churches by Beverley Minster
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