Best quotes to send by SMS
Carl Sagan I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

Dr. Seuss I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Ayn Rand I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
Author: Ayn Rand

Harry S Truman I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
Author: Harry S Truman

Caldwell O'Keefe I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.
Author: Caldwell O'Keefe

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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