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Stanislaw J. Lec All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Ann Landers All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partners
Author: Ann Landers

Victor Cousin All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties; they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state; but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, tha
Author: Victor Cousin

Elizabeth I All my possessions for a moment of time.
Author: Elizabeth I

John F. Kennedy All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail o
Author: John F. Kennedy

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Book title jokes Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars
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