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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it is a more certain support than all other possessions.
Author: Bias

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or men
Author: John Stuart Mill

When a miracle happens, even if not to you, its nature is to naturally expand. You can almost feel the warmth on your face.
Author: Hugh Elliott

What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says " Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast." The man says " well you would drink as fast as I do if you had what I have." The bartender says " Oh my god . what is it. what do you have?" The man looks at him and says " Fifty cents."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes

Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes