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If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Author: Teena Booth

If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?
Author: Carl Sagan

If you are out there, you have fans. You have a champion. Organize these champions. You probably know who your best customers are. Make them a star on your site. Make those people your superheroes.
Author: Jamison Stafford

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Author: Mo Udall

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes