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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
Author: Jean Rostand

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.
Author: William Shakespeare

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
Author: Ethel Mumford

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Author: W. C. Fields

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Author: Cullen Hightower

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants
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