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Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right.
Author: Laurens Van der Post

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Author: Martin Mull

It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous

I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
Author: Frida Kahlo

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes