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However long the night, the dawn will break.
Author: African Proverb

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart follows the horse... If one speaks or acts with a pure mind, happiness follows, as a shadow follows its source.
Author: the Dhammapada

If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
Author: Matt Groening

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Author: Albert Einstein

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes