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Precept upon precept; line upon line: here a little, and there a little.
Author: Bible

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

While there's life, there's hope.
Author: Cicero

Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Author: William Shakespeare

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish." The photographer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas. The journalist went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean. Last, but not least, it was the editor's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie. "I want them both back after lunch" replied the editor, "the deadline for tomorrow's newspaper is in about ten hours.
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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