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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Author: Polish Proverb

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Author: Robertson Davies

A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
Author: American Proverb

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Author: William Shakespeare

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said "Why?" The guy replyed "You're violent when you're drunk!"
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, 'How is this possible?' The guy says,'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing," said the Irishman, "my wife sent me out for a jar of olives."
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Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!