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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
Author: Anonymous

If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
Author: Italian Proverb

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
Author: Henry Ford

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Author: Mario Andretti

If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
Author: Carl Schurz

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes