Best Cell Phones

Shared laughter creates a bond of friendships. When people laugh together, they cease to be young and old, teacher and pupils, worker and boss. They become a single group of human beings.
Author: W. Lee Grant

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
Author: Mark Twain

We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have devised profound theories, one after another, to account for its origins. At last, we have succeeded in reconstructing the creature that made the footprint. And lo! It is our own.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
Author: Robinson Jeffers

We have some salt of our youth in us.
Author: William Shakespeare

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes