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It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
Author: Henry James

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agita
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.
Author: John Steinbeck

It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
Author: Mick Jagger

What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
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