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I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
Author: George Eliot

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Author: Jef Raskin

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Author: Tom Stoppard

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
Author: Aristotle

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
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Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.
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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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