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Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod

Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Author: Mark Jenkins

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
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All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite
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