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I know just how frustrating it can be when you're tired and exhausted, but you still want to draw something.
Author: Ward Jenkins

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Author: Socrates

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Author: Robert McCloskey

I learned in the last few years that it's really unhappy and really unsustainable to try and base your well being on something as arbitrary as record sale and critical acclaim and the interests of the public. All of those things are so fickle. So my appro
Author: Moby

I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes