Best quotes to send by SMS

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Author: Doug Larson
What therefore God hath joined together let not man put asunder.
Author: Bible
What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.
Author: George Eliot
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself.
Author: Anna Jameson
What you are is a question only you can answer.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
poeple thinks
shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..
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yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.
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Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes