Best quotes to send by SMS
Doug Larson What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Author: Doug Larson

Bible What therefore God hath joined together let not man put asunder.
Author: Bible

George Eliot What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.
Author: George Eliot

Anna Jameson What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are. The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind, for the moment realizes itself.
Author: Anna Jameson

Lois McMaster Bujold What you are is a question only you can answer.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo momma jokes yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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Yo momma jokes yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
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