Best quotes to send by SMS
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

William Shakespeare Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare

Erich Fromm Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

Edgar Allan Poe Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

William Shakespeare See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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Fishing jokes What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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Fishing jokes Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
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Fishing jokes Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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Fishing jokes What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
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