Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Author: Hippocrates

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes