Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been replaced by serenity.
Author: Moses Hasid

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns

Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde

An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two." The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right", he says. "How did you work that out so fast?" "Easy," says the accountant "I counted the number of feet and divided by 4."
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What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.
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Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes