Best quotes to send by SMS

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Author: Ernest Benn
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Author: James Madison
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Author: Heywood Broun
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Author: John Lehman
Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do
elephants do well in school
?
Because they have a lot of grey matter !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
?
Get a tame one and annoy it !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you give an elephant with big feet
?
Plenty of room !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do you do with old cannon balls
?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes