Repetition is the death of art.
Author: Robin Green

Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson

Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

Righteousness exalteth a nation.
Author: Bible

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
Author: Robertson Davies

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!' said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches!' said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!'
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes