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Thomas Carlyle Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Russell Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Author: John Russell

White Eagle Say little, and love much; give all; judge no man; aspire to all that is pure and good.
Author: White Eagle

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

William Shakespeare Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare

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Fishing jokes Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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Fishing jokes A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
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Fishing jokes Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."
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Fishing jokes Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.
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Fishing jokes What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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