Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Author: Norman Douglas

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

Possession is eleven points in the law.
Author: Colley Cibber

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many.
Author: Eric Hoffer

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes