Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Author: Peter Drucker

Remove every barrier you can to fandom. A fan will be an evangelist for your work.
Author: Dave Kellett

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the blaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground was gained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldn't subdue the blaze the owner saw this he raised the reward to 100,000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fire and emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said, "Get them damn brakes fixed we figure."
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Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
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During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop. The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, "TOUCHDOWN!!"
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Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb
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