Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
Author: M. Scott Peck

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Author: Harry Vaughan

Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Author: Pythagoras

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ''Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
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Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
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Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
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