Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins

If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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