Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Author: Mason Cooley

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes