Best quotes to send by SMS

Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson
No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce
It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the
difference between a sick
elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What pill would you give to an elephant that
can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car
?
The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
How can you tell if there is
an elephant
in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
?
When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes