Best quotes to send by SMS

Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's blue and has big ears ?
An
elephant at the North Pole !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey and lights up ?
An electric
elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's the difference
between an
elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes