Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter McWilliams Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

James Howell Respect a man, he will do the more.
Author: James Howell

George Burns Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Author: George Burns

Audre Lorde Revolution is not a onetime event.
Author: Audre Lorde

Charles Caleb Colton Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Farmer jokes What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.
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Farmer jokes Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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Farmer jokes Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
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Farmer jokes Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
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Farmer jokes Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
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