Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins

If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a
Author: Endicott Peabody

I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.
Author: John Kerry

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemen who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn't have a replacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D. guys asked the farmer what the Corona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
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All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes