Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson

Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

Righteousness exalteth a nation.
Author: Bible

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.
Author: Robertson Davies

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Author: Matt Groening

Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
This is the joke from a category: Farmer jokes

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes