Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Author: Pythagoras

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I am going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck". The captain then said, "I've had enough of this I am going to get my deer." He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, "how did you get that?" The captain replied, "I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out done said "I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day." He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, "what happened to you?" The chief replied, "I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train."
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Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.
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