Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Author: Christopher Morley

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Author: Don Marquis

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
Author: M. Scott Peck

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Author: Harry Vaughan

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes