
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
Author: Edmund Burke
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and
the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of
baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the
Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German
whilst the
Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later,
when the
space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to
welcome them home.
First came the American and his wife and each of
them had a baby in
their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking
fluent German. They both
gave their speeches and got a rousing round of
applause. Suddenly, out
came the Russian with a cigarette in his
mouth. He walked up to the
podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked
"Has anyone got a friggin'
match?"
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Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He drowned in his teapea.
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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a
zig-zag.
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji
that it
will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.
Abu as
there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.
So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to
the
top of Mt. Abu in reverse.
After sometime the Sardarji
comes down of the hill in reverse..
When the man sees him, he
asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill
in a reverse gear.
The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill
so
he reversed his car.
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Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
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Q: What's the slowest thing in the
world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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