Best quotes to send by SMS

Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it
rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects
you
from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly
?
An elephant in a lift !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers
and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes