Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero

John Kenneth Galbraith It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Menander It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Author: Menander

Dr. David M. Burns Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

Noah Porter Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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Ethnic jokes What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
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Ethnic jokes How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it
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Ethnic jokes Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving.
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Ethnic jokes Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
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