Best quotes to send by SMS

Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle
Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes