Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
Author: Karl Marx

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Author: Confucius

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Author: Richard Dawkins

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
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Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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