Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.
Author: McCallister Dodds

Money alone sets all the world in motion.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
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Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar
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