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Ayn Rand Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Christopher Morley Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Author: Christopher Morley

Thomas H. Huxley Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Don Marquis If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
Author: Don Marquis

M. Scott Peck Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
Author: M. Scott Peck

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Ethnic jokes Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
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Ethnic jokes Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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Ethnic jokes What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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Ethnic jokes A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.
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Ethnic jokes Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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