I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Author: Hob Broun

Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea.''
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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