Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Author: Pythagoras

I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Remember Lot's wife.
Author: Bible

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
Author: Roy M. Goodman

Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Author: Norman Cousins

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
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Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
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