Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough

Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Author: Menander

Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''
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This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!" The same Spanish man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat. The same Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I don't see your name on it." He sits down again and orders still another beer. "The man says...I know Karate!" The small Latino man says, "I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!"
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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