Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Author: Sir Richard Steele

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell

Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
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