Best quotes to send by SMS

No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Author: Don Marquis
Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus
The best jokes to send by SMS

Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes