Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
Author: Harriet Martineau

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes